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Post by myhomeo on May 13, 2023 20:01:13 GMT -5
Georgia Jean: "While your sleepy head is in your bed
I'll be dancing with a movie hero..."
ONE YEAR LATER
(Looks at Tommy Ryan): "I was expecting someone... taller..."
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Post by myhomeo on May 13, 2023 20:03:45 GMT -5
Butch: "Yeah, there's the new school we gotta go to... We might as well see what the kids are... You're FILING YOUR NAILS?"
Woim: "Ya never get a second chance t'make a foist impression..."
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Post by RJH on Jun 5, 2023 23:11:03 GMT -5
Aunt Kate: "Getting custody of Mickey was the most rewarding experience of my life."
Uncle Patrick Shamrock Kelly: "I'm Irish? I had no clue!"
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Post by tboneator64 on Jun 6, 2023 22:48:03 GMT -5
Janet Burston: Those MGM directors are always after me to ham it up, but I'm no longer going to acquiesce to their whims. From now on, subtlety will be my middle name.
While the rest of the gang faints, the shock of Janet's pronouncement causes Froggy to suddenly speak in a normal voice, and he ends up getting fired by MGM, as a result.
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 13, 2023 12:54:46 GMT -5
Wheezer: "Sorry, Captain, no time for stories today. We've got to get to school! Don't we, fellas?"
Stymie: "Those books aren't going to read themselves!"
Dorothy: "Bunch of sissies! Glad I stopped copying everything they do."
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Dickie: "(whistles) Would you take a look at our Uncle!"
Spanky: "...really? Can you be any stupider?"
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rascalstooge
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10 years this coming November.
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Post by rascalstooge on Jun 19, 2023 12:00:09 GMT -5
Mr. Crutch: Don't worry, kids, this medicine has a special fruit flavoring added to it.
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Post by RJH on Aug 8, 2023 16:07:53 GMT -5
Oliver Hardy as a policeman to Farina and Skooter: "You're right, my pants were loose. You can keep them."
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Post by myhomeo on Aug 17, 2023 17:59:38 GMT -5
"Hi! My name's Stinky! This here's Freckles and over there's Fatty! Mind if we just kinda stand over here? It'll really help our credibility..."
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Post by RJH on Aug 20, 2023 21:41:15 GMT -5
Typical gang member: "My favorite town employee is the dogcatcher."
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rascalstooge
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Post by rascalstooge on Sept 18, 2023 11:41:33 GMT -5
Del Henderson: I don't know who had it worse, me in Choo-Choo or Bud Jamison in the Three Stooges' A Pain in the Pullman.
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Post by myhomeo on Sept 27, 2023 11:00:25 GMT -5
Scotty (Peeking out behind curtain): "Wow! Looks like a packed house!"
Spanky: "Yeah! Hey, ain't that Lauren Boebert?"
Alfalfa: "Yeah! Hey, what's she DOING?"
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Post by RJH on Oct 15, 2023 21:13:58 GMT -5
Many possible gang members from Ernie to Dickie: "Hey there's the fire alarm. It's a real fire. We better let the professionals handle it and we should only watch from a safe distance."
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Post by myhomeo on Oct 17, 2023 21:30:40 GMT -5
Barnaby: "No tricks! Remember... I'm ALWAYS WATCHING!"
Alfalfa: "Even when I'm in the bathroom?"
Barnaby: "ESPECIALLY when you're in the bathroom! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
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