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Post by malaria on Mar 28, 2023 13:59:00 GMT -5
Miss Crabtree: "PoughKEEPsie!! Fuhgeddabout it. I was from RHINEBECK!"
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Post by tboneator64 on Mar 30, 2023 9:21:04 GMT -5
Mickey Gubitosi: My mom and dad fight every Monday over hash for dinner, which is great because there's always more for me!
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 30, 2023 14:14:09 GMT -5
Somersaulting Old Devil-Man Watching Ambulance: "In retrospect, I suppose I shouldn't have scared them into drinking their castor oil..."
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Post by RJH on Apr 1, 2023 16:10:31 GMT -5
Obsessive Fan: "I confess that I made up six accounts on this board in a childish effort to convince everyone that if they don't agree with my views, then they are too dim-witted to understand. This group is actually very intelligent, knowledgeable, clever, and insightful, and saw through my charade immediately. I admit to making multiple accounts on the Internet Movie Database and having them all agree with each other, and did the same on every other message board I could find. You are all correct, I do need professional help to overcome my unhealthy fetish, and had my first session today. I now realize how immature I have been. I will now get a job so I can move out of my mother's basement where I've been living the past twenty years. Thank you all for encouraging me to get the help I needed."
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Post by RJH on Apr 12, 2023 21:31:50 GMT -5
Gang to Spanky "We trust you to hold onto our dues money indefinitely."
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Post by tboneator64 on Apr 13, 2023 3:46:45 GMT -5
Mr. Barker, the Radio Sponsor on the Hula Girl dance act: Sure, you can't hear THAT (Makes hula wave motion with his hands!) on the radio, but it's OK, they've got the job, anyway! No need to audition any more acts!
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rascalstooge
Full Member
10 years this coming November.
Posts: 238
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Post by rascalstooge on May 1, 2023 11:47:18 GMT -5
Dickie: Here Spanky, how about some Fletcher's Castoria?
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Post by myhomeo on May 1, 2023 20:57:26 GMT -5
"And it's got lots of yummy opium!"
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Post by myhomeo on May 1, 2023 21:03:30 GMT -5
"Now remember, men. We're volunteer firemen. We don't get paid."
Entire Gang: "Oh. Well, forget it then."
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Post by myhomeo on May 8, 2023 6:32:40 GMT -5
Jean: "How d'ya expect me to drink this when it still has the cap... Oh, never mind."
(Sticks neck of bottle in mouth, snaps off cap with teeth, spits out cap)
Jean: "Now pull your pants up and get me some pie!"
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Post by myhomeo on May 9, 2023 21:15:59 GMT -5
"Gosh! Betty Davis has been kidnapped!"
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Post by myhomeo on May 10, 2023 19:46:39 GMT -5
Spanky, Mickey, Buckwheat and Froggy stand behind bush.
"Why, boys! This is a side of you I've never seen!"
They turn to see Darla and Waldo sitting nearby drinking mocktails and giggling.
Mickey: "Say! Since when is Waldo blond?"
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Post by myhomeo on May 10, 2023 21:02:38 GMT -5
Spanky at Arbor Day pageant...
"Hey, Dick! Hey, Mary! Y'run into trouble with that lamp again?"
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Post by myhomeo on May 11, 2023 6:41:51 GMT -5
Alfalfa: "Aw gosh, Spanky! I guess we'll hafta close the show!"
(Hands princess costume back to Spanky)
Spanky: "Y'mean y'can't find ANYONE who'll play Juliet?"
Alfalfa: "Well, Buckwheat said he'd do it but then Ron DeSantis ran in and had him arrested..."
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Post by myhomeo on May 11, 2023 12:45:52 GMT -5
Phil Macmahon's parents: "Phil Macmahon's dead. You're Tommy Ryan now."
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