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Post by tboneator64 on Jul 2, 2022 0:05:33 GMT -5
Alfalfa: You know fellas, I enjoy both crooning and singing opera equally!
Gang to Alfalfa: PHOOEY! You know you can't sing a non off key note in either genre!! Go sing in the streets Bing Caruso!!!!
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Post by RJH on Jul 4, 2022 23:15:20 GMT -5
Joe Cobb: Farina, you want to buy this firework for 25 cents and set it off? Okay, no wait, you can have it for free and if anything goes wrong it's my responsibility.
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rascalstooge
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10 years this coming November.
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Post by rascalstooge on Jul 11, 2022 11:43:26 GMT -5
Spanky: Ukraine. Stymie: I Krane what?
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Post by RJH on Jul 13, 2022 22:53:39 GMT -5
Junior: Hey Butch, it was me who shot you with that second rubber dart, not Alfalfa, and it warn't no accident. I can get away with anything because I'm little.
Rest of Gang: That kid can talk?
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rascalstooge
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Post by rascalstooge on Sept 12, 2022 11:37:56 GMT -5
Anybody: I would rather hear Alfalfa's singing than any rap artist.
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Post by RJH on Sept 24, 2022 11:29:50 GMT -5
Butch: "Your 37 cent loan is due, but I'm so moved by the good cause you used it for you can pay it back whenever you like. Or not at all if you can never raise the money."
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Post by myhomeo on Sept 26, 2022 22:16:40 GMT -5
Old Cap: "Boy, when I get my back pension, I'm gonna fund a remake of 'Beginner's Luck'...
Gang: "Wait. YOU'RE that guy...?"
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Post by RJH on Oct 27, 2022 21:12:59 GMT -5
Butch: "I'm the new kid in town, so ... please don't hurt me!"
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Post by myhomeo on Oct 29, 2022 12:38:55 GMT -5
Chubby: "Oh my darling. I can hear the fleas in your whiskers."
Dorothy: "Oh my darling, can't you hear the pleas in my whispers?"
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Post by RJH on Nov 26, 2022 0:01:17 GMT -5
Miss Crabtree: "Dorothy, you say the boys are playing hooky listening to that old sea captain? Come to think about it, you can learn a lot on a pirate ship that you never would in my boring classroom. Field trip!"
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Post by myhomeo on Nov 30, 2022 18:27:15 GMT -5
Jackie: "Y'know, it gives a feller a real funny feelin' when Miss Crabtree pats yuh on the head... And an extra-special feelin' when she paddles yuh!"
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Post by RJH on Dec 4, 2022 22:25:41 GMT -5
Golfers from Divot Diggers: "Can we have the same caddies next week?"
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Post by tboneator64 on Jan 13, 2023 3:00:54 GMT -5
Spanky: You know all of our Roach shorts have been released on Blu-ray, but I think the ones we made at MGM should have been released on Blu-ray instead, because they're so much better, and they're so much more representative of the 'Our Gang' oeuvre!
Alfalfa: What's an oeuvre? Isn't that something like a Taxi, except it ain't yellow?
Spanky: Move on oeuvre, Einstein!
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Post by rascalstooge on Mar 14, 2023 9:54:55 GMT -5
Divot Diggers golfers: Hurry up, we are due on the set of the Three Stooges' "Three Little Beers".
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 26, 2023 21:47:42 GMT -5
Alfalfa: "Uh-oh, I think we're in trouble! That's his resting Butch face!"
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