rascalstooge
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Post by rascalstooge on Dec 27, 2021 16:40:52 GMT -5
Blanche Payson or Louise Emmons: "Report me to Child Protective Services, will you?"
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Post by RJH on Feb 5, 2022 0:19:47 GMT -5
Spanky: "You asking me where Cherry Street is, Jack? Why don't you use a GPS like everybody else?"
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Post by tboneator64 on Feb 27, 2022 0:29:56 GMT -5
Stymie: What does poutine have to do with Ukraine gettin' invaded?
Spanky: No Stymie! It's Putin! POO-TIN!!
Stymie: What does passing gas have to do Ukraine gettin' invaded?
Spanky: No, not that pootin'! I mean Vladdy, doggone it!
Stymie: Whatcha daddy have to do with Ukraine gettin' invaded?
Spanky: I give up!
(I Stand With Ukraine! 🇺🇦 )
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rascalstooge
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Post by rascalstooge on Feb 28, 2022 13:00:22 GMT -5
Brisbane's mom: You'd make a better president than the one we have now.
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 1, 2022 21:51:20 GMT -5
Brisbane: "Yeah Ma, Herbert Hoover is pretty lousy..."
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Post by tboneator64 on Mar 10, 2022 19:40:45 GMT -5
Brisbane: Hey Crabby! I really like that Daffodil poem! Can I recite it every day?
Miss Crabtree: Just for that Brisbane, your punishment will instead be to bring a horse to class every day.
Brisbane: Aww, doggone it, Crabby!
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Post by RJH on Mar 10, 2022 23:03:43 GMT -5
Spanky, Buckwheat, and/or Mickey: "Hey Froggy, that cleaning solution of yours worked great! Can you teach us how to make it, or at least let us buy some?"
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rascalstooge
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Post by rascalstooge on Mar 28, 2022 11:44:48 GMT -5
Spanky: The He-man Woman Haters Club is for boys who are disgusted by the portrayal of men in cheesy Lifetime movies.
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Post by RJH on Apr 1, 2022 21:39:19 GMT -5
Farina to Ritz-Biltmore Hotel manager: "It looks like you don't have anything for me to do right now, so can I play with the girl in Room 215?"
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Miss Crabtree: "Class, you all excelled in history so much that you're skipping a grade, starting tomorrow."
Bonedust, nervous: "Is this some kind of April Fools joke?"
Miss Crabtree, cackling: "You finally got something right, Bonedust. Y'all are actually being demoted a grade."
Jackie Cooper: "It's worth it. I can't take having to see you every school day any more."
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Post by tboneator64 on Apr 3, 2022 21:28:17 GMT -5
Jackie Cooper: You know Miss Crabtree, you ain't prettier than Miss McGillicuddy, at all. In fact, you're kind of homely looking.
Miss Crabtree: Now Jackie, what have I said about you and your classmates Miss McGillicuddy delusions? Y'all should know perfectly well Miss McGillicuddy only ever existed in script references!
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Post by rascalstooge on Apr 25, 2022 11:55:00 GMT -5
Janet: I'm the greatest girl in the Gang series, Mary Ann, Dorothy, Darla? Heck, they have nothing on me.
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Post by rascalstooge on May 16, 2022 11:52:23 GMT -5
Blanche Payson: "Clean up this room, Right now". Wheezer: "Yes, Mommie Dearest".
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