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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 11, 2013 16:57:56 GMT -5
Anybody on this forum: The Little Rascals is the worst series ever made.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 11, 2013 17:35:42 GMT -5
Scooter Lowry: I've just posted an entry about myself on Wikipedia so that people can read for themselves exactly what I did after I left the Rascals. I wanted to put an end to all the rumors and replace them with simple, honest to goodness, facts.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 11, 2013 17:57:50 GMT -5
Cap: "Uh-Huh, can you use the word "isthmus" in a sentence?" Uh-Huh: "Uh-huh, an isthmus is a narrow strip of land which connects two larger land masses. How's that?"
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 11, 2013 18:04:13 GMT -5
Butch (in Glove Taps): Alright who's the toughest? Step up. Alfalfa: That would be me, loud mouth. Spanky: No Alfalfa it's my turn to beat someone up. Porky: How about me, I never get a chance, I can lick him. Harold Switzer: Hey I never get to say anything the least you can do is let me paste this big mouth. Uh-Huh: Uh-huh, I agree, let Harold bash him and I'll take care of his buddy
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 11, 2013 21:03:54 GMT -5
Uh-Huh (post "Mush and Milk"): By the way, how come nobody calls me "Uh-Huh" anymore?
Joe: I'm Fatty. Mickey: I'm Freckles. Harold: I'm Slim/Deadpan. Farina: And I'm Oatmeal!
Brisbane: I shouldn't be hanging around you kids. I should be attending high school by now.
Any of the kids (after another kid's departure): Say, whatever happened to....
Happy: (smiling) Life stinks!
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 12, 2013 6:35:15 GMT -5
Breezy Brisbane: Hey kids do you want to see some puppies?
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 12, 2013 10:21:11 GMT -5
Any of the kids talking to Spanky: So let me get this straight Mary Ann is your sister? I thought Jean Darling was your sister, when she wasn't your cousin? Now Spud, he is your cousin, right? But who is your brother this week? Is it Porky, Harry Spear, Wally Albright, Donnie Smith....
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 12, 2013 12:08:24 GMT -5
Any of the kids talking to Spanky: So let me get this straight Mary Ann is your sister? I thought Jean Darling was your sister, when she wasn't you cousin? Now Spud, he is your cousin, right? But who is your brother this week? Is it Porky, Harry Spear, Wally Albright, Donnie Smith.... Spanky: No, no, Mary Ann was my sister last week. This week she's my girlfriend. Now let's get back to the orphanage. Another kid: What happened to our parents? Lyle Tayo and Creighton Hale? Spanky: They were our parents a month ago! Last week it was Mae Wallace and Billy Gilbert, and the week before it was Peggy Cartwright and Senator Paul Simon. This week it's the orphanage. Another kid: Okay, but who does Pete belong to this week? Buckwheat: Hi, fellas! I got a Mac! Porky: Apple's better.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 12, 2013 13:43:38 GMT -5
Hal Roach: We want kids in Our Gang to represent the real kids who come to watch them on the cinema, so we need a fat kid, a freckly kid etc, etc. So Joe, your name can be Freckles and Mickey from now on you're Fatty.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 12, 2013 13:44:40 GMT -5
Anyone on this forum: I prefer the MGM movies, especially the later ones. Janet Burston was my all time favorite Rascal.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 12, 2013 13:48:09 GMT -5
Harry Spear: I'd like to announce that I've co-authored a book with Scooter Lowry called '1001 things you never knew about the Little Rascals.' It's fully illustrated with hundreds of previously unpublished photographs.
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 12, 2013 15:24:39 GMT -5
Harry Spear: I'd like to announce that I've co-authored a book with Scooter Lowry called '1001 things you never knew about the Little Rascals.' It's fully illustrated with hundreds of previously unpublished photographs. I'd pay $1001 if that actually existed! Scooter Lowry: This new book includes a forward by Sonny Boy Warde, plus interviews with the likes of Shirley Coates, Bobby Mallon, Douglas Greer, the cast of "Curley", and more! Powder-Puff: Plus, I reveal who I really am. Big Shot: Me too! Leonard Maltin (introduction for any of the Cabin Fever tapes): I've done enough of these introductions, and I feel that a true film historian should take over. So ladies and gentlemen, here's my dog. Spanky: Hey, Froggy, ya coming to the meeting? Froggy: Can't. Got to check my Tweets.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 12, 2013 16:23:14 GMT -5
I'd buy the book too, especially if it was autographed by both authors.
Hal Roach: Right kids the next movie is going to be called Crazy House. Harry, you're the tough kid of the gang so I'd like you to swap clothes with Jean. Wear her dress and maybe put on a tiara too.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 12, 2013 16:24:21 GMT -5
Hal Roach: Jackie Cooper? Who the Hell is he? I wanted Jackie Coogan, you know the kid who was with Chaplin.
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 12, 2013 17:10:55 GMT -5
Breezy: Spud, stop hitting me! Mama!
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