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Post by malaria on Jul 28, 2019 19:05:01 GMT -5
Wheezer: "RUM, ROMANISM AND REBELLION!!"
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Post by mtw12055 on Jul 31, 2019 4:52:46 GMT -5
Elmer the Monkey: Hey.
Pete the Pup: Howdy.
Elmer: Okay to sit?
Pete: Please.
Elmer: So what’s new, Pete?
Pete: Well, Elmo, I was just thinking... you ever get tired of playing second fiddle to these kids?
Elmer: What do you mean?
Pete: I mean it’s always about Spanky or Alfalfa or one of those other kids I can never remember the names of. You know, the bratty girl and the two kids with the marbles in their mouths.
Elmer: Uh huh?
Pete: Huh? No, not him. Man, I haven’t seen that kid in years...
(Elmer looks confused)
Pete: It doesn’t help that I got a letter from the last Pete. Look at this: “A fine Pete you are! You hardly ever do anything!” Well, maybe if they’d write something for ol’ Pete every once in a blue moon...
Elmer: They have been using us a lot less lately. Maybe it’s time to pack it in and move on.
Pete: Move on? Are you crazy? Our careers barely got off the ground. Now look, I’m trying to pitch this idea to Roach. You and me. A double act. We’re two war buddies who get separated. 20 years later, I’m a happily married pooch, and you’re still in the trenches until a French poodle rescues you. We reunite, but then my wife gets upset, and there’s a mixup with the pretty neighbor...
Elmer: Uh, Petey? They’re filming that exact story on the Laurel and Hardy lot.
Pete: Why the no good plagiarists! I’ll show them! I’m going to break up Laurel and Hardy! And I’ll ruin Hardy’s career by pairing him with an old friend of mine, Zenobia the Elephant. Yes... Oliver and the Elephant. I can smell the rotten reviews!
Elmer: Now take it easy, Pete. Your mood ring around your eye is fading.
(Yeah, I had no idea where to go with this, if it doesn’t show!)
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Post by mtw12055 on Aug 6, 2019 19:02:06 GMT -5
Alfalfa: (writing a letter) You are my true love. I've admired you for years. Your warm smile just wipes my tears. You are the Juliet to my Homeo, And you're more than Otay. I love you, Buckwheat, That's all I have to say."
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WalkerRoker
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I was a fan before it was cool #lolOGhipster
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Post by WalkerRoker on Aug 6, 2019 19:28:56 GMT -5
Mary Ann: "Hey! You want to play dolls and dress-up?" Dorothy: "Only if we can try on make-up too?!"
Darla: "Hmmm, I should spend more time forming lasting female friendships"
Farina: "A little off the top, Mr. Barber!"
Older Spanky: "Hey Buckwheat, Porky. I would like to hear your feedback on this idea I came up with."
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Post by malaria on Aug 17, 2019 8:33:02 GMT -5
Buckwheat: "Then it don’t matter. I’ll be all around in the dark – I’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look – wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad. I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry and they know supper’s ready, and when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise and livin’ in the houses they build – I’ll be there, too... otay?"
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Post by myhomeo on Sept 16, 2019 13:11:09 GMT -5
Soldier In Audience: "Um, so they think we'd find the notion of Janet Burston being attracted to us if we're in uniform a GOOD thing?"
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Post by RJH on Sept 21, 2019 12:55:00 GMT -5
Rich uncle in "Baby Clothes" after seeing Farina trying to pass himself off as the fifth child of the Weedles, after Joe, Mickey, a midget, and Jackie, to the Weedles: "I've been giving you 50 dollars a week to support your two children … I wish I had known the truth … I'm going to make it $125 a week!
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Post by malaria on Sept 21, 2019 13:24:30 GMT -5
Stymie: "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone, or otherwise throw it straight up in the air so it klonks him on the head on the way down."
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Post by myhomeo on Oct 1, 2019 14:58:15 GMT -5
Mickey: "Wanna buy a duck?"
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Post by shirleymurphy on Oct 2, 2019 0:48:19 GMT -5
I think "Burston" is a really bad surname for a lady after she hits puberty. Poor Janet...
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Post by tboneator64 on Oct 12, 2019 6:13:14 GMT -5
I think "Burston" is a really bad surname for a lady after she hits puberty. Poor Janet... I think the real question is does puberty hit back?
CHEERS!
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Post by mtw12055 on Oct 13, 2019 12:54:32 GMT -5
Waldo in the Hal Roach Films: "Gee, whiz! How'm I supposed to make money sellin' lemonade??"
Waldo in the MGM Films: "Pray tell. In what manner would this lemon flavored beverage be profitable?"
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Post by myhomeo on Oct 18, 2019 13:00:54 GMT -5
"I ain't playin' with that Anthony kid no more! This is the third dang cornfield he wished us into!"
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Post by malaria on Oct 18, 2019 17:51:53 GMT -5
Bonedust: "We shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of, um, some stoopit racist jokebook."
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Post by shirleymurphy on Oct 19, 2019 5:30:49 GMT -5
Darla Hood and Shirley Temple *dating*. Would NEVER happen but would be worth seeing. In the words of a great Canadian show... just the introduction to the opposites!
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