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Post by littlerascal4891 on Jul 11, 2011 22:14:46 GMT -5
"Let's heat this up in the microwave." - Any of them
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Post by booklover on Jul 12, 2011 9:05:18 GMT -5
CHUBBY: No thanks. I'm not hungry.
BUTCH: I don't like fightin', Alf. What do you say we just talk it over?
WALDO: Reading is for sissies!
DICKIE: Mom, can I have some castor oil? I love that stuff!
DICKIE'S FATHER : When it comes to the happiness and well being of my family, money is no object.
WOIM: Ah, I don't have to listen to Butch and do what he says! I can think for myself.
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Post by mtw12055 on Jul 12, 2011 16:39:45 GMT -5
Farina: "Go on and run that train over me again! I dare ya!"
Margaret "Grandma" Mack (to the kids): "Get out of my house you ruffians!" Pennypacker (or Dan, the son-in-law): "Don't be so hard on the poor children. They mean no harm".
Kennedy the Cop: "Those rotten kids are going to get me fired!"
Spanky: "WHY don't you wanna buy some of our lemonade???" Froggy: "Yo, Spank! What do ya mean talkin' at me like that? Leave me along, bruh, alight?"
Stymie: "Hey, how about a ride?" Jerry (the rich kid): "Sure! I love sharing my fire engine!"
Miss Crabtree: "Oh, Norman!" Chubby: "Don't call me Norman. Call me Captain Jack Sparrow."
Louie B. Mayer (on Our Gang): "I think we should stop putting silly morals and over-the-top musical numbers in these shorts and start putting more laughs in."
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Post by rascalwatcher on Jul 13, 2011 5:26:17 GMT -5
Hal Roach: "You know, maybe we should recruit Shirley Temple and more kids like her for the gang. Then we'd really have something."
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Post by ymymeatemup on Jul 13, 2011 17:28:29 GMT -5
Uh-Huh: "Hello?"
Gary: "Hi Uh-Huh, it's Gary. Man, it's hard to get ahold of you! I was trying to call you a couple of nights ago, but I guess you must have had your headphones on again. Anyway, I just called because I found an Our Gang DVD you might not have. I've never seen it before so I imagine it's pretty rare. It was only $3.99, and I thought well that's reasonable, why not pick it up for Uh-Huh so he can add it to his collection? Says here on the cover that Alfalfa gives up his title as King of the Crooners to take up Opera! There's also a Miss Crabtree episode on here and one about the kids being chased around by a gorilla! Oh! and there's a Waldo episode with Froggy in it! I always get a kick out of Froggy with that gravelly voice - I wonder who they got to do his voice - probably the same guy that did Popeye. So anyway, I picked up the DVD since I know you like Our Gang, and you mentioned there were five or six episodes you didn't have already and I thought well maybe these four will help fill in that gap! Maybe you can come over sometime and we can go DVD shopping together at the Under-Five-Dollar Mart. They've got a lot of great stuff there and not just DVDs - I've found lots of CDs with a lot of the old 60s hits on them. Now I know you like having the original recordings - picky, picky, picky - but these CDs do have the original artists even if it's not the exact same recording. Personally, I usually can't tell the difference between the originals and the remakes from the '80s. Oh, and I bought some hooks to put up in the crawl space above my living room. I was looking in there and I realized that there's enough room to store quite a lot of this stuff I have lying around. I was thinking that, since my knees won't allow me to crawl up into there, maybe you can give me a hand with it. It just needs some boards to be nailed down to create a floor and then some hooks on the walls so I can put stuff in bags and hang them from the hooks. I ended up buying a bulk of a hundred hooks for $5.99, which was a better deal than the fifty hooks for $3.99. It comes out to about six cents per hook whereas the smaller bag would have been about 8 cents per hook. And I know I only need about ten for the crawl space, but you never know when they might come in handy - can't have too many hooks!
Uh-Huh: "Uh huh."
Gary: "I was thinking I could store my Halloween and Christmas decorations up there. They only need to be taken out once a year, and well, put back of course. Oh, and you know Gladys who lives in the unit next to mine? I think you only met her once that time you helped me move. Man I don't think I'd have been able to get all my stuff out of that apartment by the end of the month if it wasn't for you! I asked about ten of my friends to help with that move and you were the only one who could make it. Hope it didn't wear you out, 'cause I haven't gotten most of it out of the boxes! Some of this has been sitting here for two years now - it's gotten so I don't even remember what's in most of them! Sometimes I wonder if I'm buying CDs that I already have stored away somewhere - I've already found duplicates of a few of them, which you can have if you're interested in them. Do you like Kathy Lee Gifford? I realized the other day that I've got three copies of the same Kathy Lee Gifford CD in my CD case - two of which haven't even been opened yet. Anyway, you can have one of them if you want. I could never understand why people make fun of her - I think she has a really nice voice and she certainly isn't bad on the eyes. I just don't see why Regis left her. I like to have a lot of different kinds of things in my collection - just to have. That way, when I'm having company over, there's usually something there that they'll be interested in hearing. You never know if they might ask for Herb Alpert or Anne Murray or Motorhead or whatever. It sure would be nice if they'd just put them all on one CD, though! I don't know why, but I can never find Herb Alpert and Motorhead on the same CD. You'd think more people would buy it that way. So I'm on my porch reading the newspaper and Gladys steps out of her door and I say Hi Gladys and she turns around and walks right back in! I think she might be getting hard of hearing - though she hears plenty good when she wants me to turn down the Backstreet Boys! I said I'd be glad to, Gladys, just as soon as you turn down the Backstreet Boys! Can you believe the nerve of some people? Did I tell you about that time I was in the supermarket checkout and saw her walking toward the exit? I called out to her over and over again, and everybody in the supermarket turned and looked - except Gladys! She just walked right out to the parking lot. I guess she was in one of her moods again. We used to be really good friends and then she just got all moody and didn't seem to want to do anything. I guess she'd rather just sit around doing nothing all day than have a little fun watching movies or listening to CDs. A few years back we went to see that movie "Sophie's Choice" - have you seen that? It was pretty good, but it could have been a little more cheerful - seemed like everybody was just walking around being glum all day. Personally, I think that whole Holocaust thing was handled much better in "The Sound Of Music" - at least there were songs and the Nazis weren't a bunch of murderers in that one.
Uh-Huh: "Uh huh."
Gary: "Anyway, Gladys must have been in one of her moods because all of a sudden - out of the blue - she tells me to shut up. I mean, what's the point of going to the movies if you can't have a little conversation? So, of course, we just sat there not talking for the second half of the movie, and then we didn't talk on the way home, and then a few years later I asked her if she wanted to go see that movie "Schindler's List" and she didn't want to go. I had heard that Leslie Nielsen was in it, so I thought well maybe it'll be pretty funny - I thought he was really funny in "The Naked Gun." And Gladys likes the Holocaust, so I thought it might be a good movie for us to go to together - but she said she didn't want to see it. And then about a year ago, after I had moved in next door to her, I noticed her front door was open and I walked over because I thought maybe she had forgotten to close it and there on her shelf was a copy of "Schindler's List." It turned out, though, that Leslie Nielsen wasn't in that one - it was that other guy, Liam Neeson. I always get those two mixed up. You think maybe Leslie's parents wanted a girl? Poor guy. So what'd they name his younger brother - Sally? You know, I really thought that when I moved in here, Gladys would realize that there aren't any hard feelings, but she still prefers doing nothing all day I guess. What was that?! Sounded like a car backfiring. I don't see any cars out there - oh well, that was weird. Do you get a lot of apartments for rent around where you live? It'd be nice to have a change of scenery. I'd like to at least have a little patch of ground next to my place where I can have a little flower garden. It would just be nice to........
(two hours later)
..........and I said If you wanted a tip, then maybe you'd have remembered that I don't like onions on my burger. It's not like I've never been there before, and both of the other times I didn't have onions on my burger. Sheesh. It's getting to the point where you just can't get good help anymore. Everybody expects something for nothing."
Uh-Huh: "Uh huh."
Gary: "Oh and did you get the card I sent you? I had a hellavu time finding one for Arbor Day, but I like to keep in touch, especially since it's so hard to get ahold of you over the phone. Well, I'd better get busy and finish unpacking these boxes. Can't stay on the phone all night, you know. Let me know when you can come over and we'll make a day of it. I've been so backed up around here that I haven't had time to catch up on The View. I've been using the timer on my VCR to record the show every day, and I've been so busy around here that I haven't seen it in seven months. Maybe we can watch a few episodes when you come over. Okay, so I'll let you go. Don't take any wooden nickels! If you try calling and I don't answer, it just means I'm in the shower or something, so just leave a message and I'll call you right back. So alrighty then, I guess that's about it. Oh, and let me know if you find any Soupy Sales DVDs. The Under-Five-Dollar Store doesn't have any and I figured you might know where to get them. You just can't find good entertainment anymore. Okay, so I'll let you go then. Sounds like there's some sirens coming down the street. Guess I better go find my camcorder just in case. You never know when you might get something for America's Funniest Home Videos. Wow, they pulled up next door! Okay, then, I'm gonna go out there and see if they need any help. Bye, now."
*click*
Uh-Huh: "Uh huh."
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Post by mtw12055 on Jul 13, 2011 21:05:24 GMT -5
Uh-Huh: "Hello?" Gary: "Hi Uh-Huh, it's Gary. Man, it's hard to get ahold of you! I was trying to call you a couple of nights ago, but I guess you must have had your headphones on again. Anyway, I just called because I found an Our Gang DVD you might not have. I've never seen it before so I imagine it's pretty rare. It was only $3.99, and I thought well that's reasonable, why not pick it up for Uh-Huh so he can add it to his collection? Says here on the cover that Alfalfa gives up his title as King of the Crooners to take up Opera! There's also a Miss Crabtree episode on here and one about the kids being chased around by a gorilla! Oh! and there's a Waldo episode with Froggy in it! I always get a kick out of Froggy with that gravelly voice - I wonder who they got to do his voice - probably the same guy that did Popeye. So anyway, I picked up the DVD since I know you like Our Gang, and you mentioned there were five or six episodes you didn't have already and I thought well maybe these four will help fill in that gap! Maybe you can come over sometime and we can go DVD shopping together at the Under-Five-Dollar Mart. They've got a lot of great stuff there and not just DVDs - I've found lots of CDs with a lot of the old 60s hits on them. Now I know you like having the original recordings - picky, picky, picky - but these CDs do have the original artists even if it's not the exact same recording. Personally, I usually can't tell the difference between the originals and the remakes from the '80s. Oh, and I bought some hooks to put up in the crawl space above my living room. I was looking in there and I realized that there's enough room to store quite a lot of this stuff I have lying around. I was thinking that, since my knees won't allow me to crawl up into there, maybe you can give me a hand with it. It just needs some boards to be nailed down to create a floor and then some hooks on the walls so I can put stuff in bags and hang them from the hooks. I ended up buying a bulk of a hundred hooks for $5.99, which was a better deal than the fifty hooks for $3.99. It comes out to about six cents per hook whereas the smaller bag would have been about 8 cents per hook. And I know I only need about ten for the crawl space, but you never know when they might come in handy - can't have too many hooks! Uh-Huh: "Uh huh." Gary: "I was thinking I could store my Halloween and Christmas decorations up there. They only need to be taken out once a year, and well, put back of course. Oh, and you know Gladys who lives in the unit next to mine? I think you only met her once that time you helped me move. Man I don't think I'd have been able to get all my stuff out of that apartment by the end of the month if it wasn't for you! I asked about ten of my friends to help with that move and you were the only one who could make it. Hope it didn't wear you out, 'cause I haven't gotten most of it out of the boxes! Some of this has been sitting here for two years now - it's gotten so I don't even remember what's in most of them! Sometimes I wonder if I'm buying CDs that I already have stored away somewhere - I've already found duplicates of a few of them, which you can have if you're interested in them. Do you like Kathy Lee Gifford? I realized the other day that I've got three copies of the same Kathy Lee Gifford CD in my CD case - two of which haven't even been opened yet. Anyway, you can have one of them if you want. I could never understand why people make fun of her - I think she has a really nice voice and she certainly isn't bad on the eyes. I just don't see why Regis left her. I like to have a lot of different kinds of things in my collection - just to have. That way, when I'm having company over, there's usually something there that they'll be interested in hearing. You never know if they might ask for Herb Alpert or Anne Murray or Motorhead or whatever. It sure would be nice if they'd just put them all on one CD, though! I don't know why, but I can never find Herb Alpert and Motorhead on the same CD. You'd think more people would buy it that way. So I'm on my porch reading the newspaper and Gladys steps out of her door and I say Hi Gladys and she turns around and walks right back in! I think she might be getting hard of hearing - though she hears plenty good when she wants me to turn down the Backstreet Boys! I said I'd be glad to, Gladys, just as soon as you turn down the Backstreet Boys! Can you believe the nerve of some people? Did I tell you about that time I was in the supermarket checkout and saw her walking toward the exit? I called out to her over and over again, and everybody in the supermarket turned and looked - except Gladys! She just walked right out to the parking lot. I guess she was in one of her moods again. We used to be really good friends and then she just got all moody and didn't seem to want to do anything. I guess she'd rather just sit around doing nothing all day than have a little fun watching movies or listening to CDs. A few years back we went to see that movie "Sophie's Choice" - have you seen that? It was pretty good, but it could have been a little more cheerful - seemed like everybody was just walking around being glum all day. Personally, I think that whole Holocaust thing was handled much better in "The Sound Of Music" - at least there were songs and the Nazis weren't a bunch of murderers in that one. Uh-Huh: "Uh huh." Gary: "Anyway, Gladys must have been in one of her moods because all of a sudden - out of the blue - she tells me to shut up. I mean, what's the point of going to the movies if you can't have a little conversation? So, of course, we just sat there not talking for the second half of the movie, and then we didn't talk on the way home, and then a few years later I asked her if she wanted to go see that movie "Schindler's List" and she didn't want to go. I had heard that Leslie Nielsen was in it, so I thought well maybe it'll be pretty funny - I thought he was really funny in "The Naked Gun." And Gladys likes the Holocaust, so I thought it might be a good movie for us to go to together - but she said she didn't want to see it. And then about a year ago, after I had moved in next door to her, I noticed her front door was open and I walked over because I thought maybe she had forgotten to close it and there on her shelf was a copy of "Schindler's List." It turned out, though, that Leslie Nielsen wasn't in that one - it was that other guy, Liam Neeson. I always get those two mixed up. You think maybe Leslie's parents wanted a girl? Poor guy. So what'd they name his younger brother - Sally? You know, I really thought that when I moved in here, Gladys would realize that there aren't any hard feelings, but she still prefers doing nothing all day I guess. What was that?! Sounded like a car backfiring. I don't see any cars out there - oh well, that was weird. Do you get a lot of apartments for rent around where you live? It'd be nice to have a change of scenery. I'd like to at least have a little patch of ground next to my place where I can have a little flower garden. It would just be nice to........ (two hours later) ..........and I said If you wanted a tip, then maybe you'd have remembered that I don't like onions on my burger. It's not like I've never been there before, and both of the other times I didn't have onions on my burger. Sheesh. It's getting to the point where you just can't get good help anymore. Everybody expects something for nothing." Uh-Huh: "Uh huh." Gary: "Oh and did you get the card I sent you? I had a hellavu time finding one for Arbor Day, but I like to keep in touch, especially since it's so hard to get ahold of you over the phone. Well, I'd better get busy and finish unpacking these boxes. Can't stay on the phone all night, you know. Let me know when you can come over and we'll make a day of it. I've been so backed up around here that I haven't had time to catch up on The View. I've been using the timer on my VCR to record the show every day, and I've been so busy around here that I haven't seen it in seven months. Maybe we can watch a few episodes when you come over. Okay, so I'll let you go. Don't take any wooden nickels! If you try calling and I don't answer, it just means I'm in the shower or something, so just leave a message and I'll call you right back. So alrighty then, I guess that's about it. Oh, and let me know if you find any Soupy Sales DVDs. The Under-Five-Dollar Store doesn't have any and I figured you might know where to get them. You just can't find good entertainment anymore. Okay, so I'll let you go then. Sounds like there's some sirens coming down the street. Guess I better go find my camcorder just in case. You never know when you might get something for America's Funniest Home Videos. Wow, they pulled up next door! Okay, then, I'm gonna go out there and see if they need any help. Bye, now." *click* Uh-Huh: "Uh huh." That could be made into a feature film. By the way, is that a new Mickey avatar?
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Post by ymymeatemup on Jul 13, 2011 21:58:59 GMT -5
By the way, is that a new Mickey avatar? Yeah, that's the third one I've used in the last few days. There's still a couple of others which will be coming up soon.
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Post by booklover on Jul 14, 2011 6:56:28 GMT -5
HAL ROACH: Don't mean to sound egotistical, but I really think our films are going to stand the passage of time and be enjoyed by all future generations. That's why I'm working with the Library Of Congress to carefully preserve all the Hal Roach films, from the Lonesome Lukes to to the Roach Streamliners.
ROACH (To McGowan): If we're going to be making kids comedies, lets' stay away from animals. No dogs, monkeys, etc. They are messy and difficult to direct. We're running a comedy studio here, not a zoo.
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Post by bigears on Jul 14, 2011 12:24:29 GMT -5
Sherwood's Mom: 'Wheezer! Dorothy! Come to breakfast! It's your favorite, ham and eggs. And bring Petie so he can have some table scraps.'
Sherwood: 'I feel pretty in this dress.'
Butch: "Alfalfa, I'm sorry for always picking on you and your friends.'
Porky: 'I can't stand apples.'
Breezy: 'I'm really too old to be playing with you little kids.'
Jackie Condon: 'Does anyone think I need a haircut?'
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Post by mickeygubitosifan on Jul 14, 2011 12:29:44 GMT -5
By the way, is that a new Mickey avatar? Yeah, that's the third one I've used in the last few days. There's still a couple of others which will be coming up soon. I think that so far they've all been from Dad for a Day, though I wasn't sure about the first one. Was that first picture also from Dad for a Day? I remember that Mickey Gubitosi was very upset in All About Hash, too.
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Post by ymymeatemup on Jul 14, 2011 15:52:11 GMT -5
I think that so far they've all been from Dad for a Day, though I wasn't sure about the first one. Was that first picture also from Dad for a Day? I remember that Mickey Gubitosi was very upset in All About Hash, too. Yeah, they're all from "Dad For A Day." He makes a lot of funny faces in that scene. I just can't pick a favorite.
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 17, 2011 9:45:29 GMT -5
eat the mush..it's excellent
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Post by rascalwatcher on Jul 18, 2011 5:22:40 GMT -5
eat the mush..it's excellent And drink the milk, too! It's nice and fresh!
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Post by mtw12055 on Jul 18, 2011 9:43:36 GMT -5
"I know! Let's release all of the Little Rascals talkies competely uncut and restored. And we better make sure we include the original titles on these. We sure don't want to dissapoint the fans. And while we're at it, let's ask people like Leoanrd Maltin and Richard Bann to supervise the project." - The geniuses at Genius
In Bear Shooters -
Jackie: "What did you bring for lunch?" Chubby: "Nothing. I'm going on a diet!"
From Monkey Business: "Farina had plans to lick the whole gang. Good thing he got ahold of the right set of plans" (we see Farina beating up the other kids, who promtly get scared and run off).
From Election Day - Joe: "You're not leaving here until I'm elected!" Farina: "Or better yet, you're not leaving here until I'm elected, Round Boy"
Breezy: "Hey, Spud, why are you wearing that dress?" Spud: "Well, fellas, I have a confession to make... (clears throat and speaks in a high-pitced voice). My real name is Gladys Williams of Patterson, New Jersey. I'm really thirty-seven years old." (The gang are all silent for about a minute) Breezy: "Gee, and I thought I was too old for this gang". (Dick Henchen walks in wearing a baby bonnet) Dick: "You shouldn't be talkin'".
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Post by bigears on Jul 18, 2011 12:06:21 GMT -5
Harold: 'Ah, come on Alfalfa, quit hoggin' the spotlight, will ya? You're not the only talented one in this family.'
Harry Spear as an old man: 'Yes folks, I really was Harry Spear from the Little Rascals.'
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