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Post by myhomeo on Mar 4, 2020 12:50:58 GMT -5
You can get the answer today, but not tomorrow. If you wanted the answer tomorrow, you should have asked yesterday.
Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?
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Post by tboneator64 on Mar 5, 2020 9:45:36 GMT -5
Why, to Club Spanky, of course!
What is Club Spanky, and what is their motto?
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 5, 2020 14:15:36 GMT -5
It's a nightclub, and their motto is, "No way that Beginner's Luck Freak's allowed in here!"
Gosh, Alfalfa, why don't you just forget Darla?
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Post by tboneator64 on Mar 7, 2020 19:48:49 GMT -5
Why should I when that Beginner's Luck freak won't forget Spanky's mom?
'Erm, on second thought, I do see your point!
Say, what's this important bizzness, anyway?
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 9, 2020 12:59:21 GMT -5
To supply fresh peach ice cream with jelly beans to Club Spanky!
But why would anyone want to club Spanky in the first place?
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Post by tboneator64 on Mar 9, 2020 17:28:34 GMT -5
Especially when to club Butch, followed by Club Med would be so much more appealing!
But why club anyone, or attend any clubs?
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 11, 2020 12:44:39 GMT -5
Well, you could join a club club. I understand one meets every Thursday on Watt Street.
Didn't I tell you I wanted to be the actor?
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Post by malaria on Mar 15, 2020 14:53:36 GMT -5
The late Mitch Hedberg suggested that the "club" consisted of guys who liked to have their sandwiches cut into four triangular pieces, with toothpicks in each piece.
Of course, per Monty Python, there is the Other OTHER club, where, purusant to the other other plan, they threaten to beat up the victim if he gives them the money.
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 17, 2020 12:42:49 GMT -5
That's enthralling, but what is your question?
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Post by tboneator64 on May 13, 2020 16:43:34 GMT -5
The question got buried by the Other Other Club Club, along with the Unknown Joke that killed anyone who read it. Apparently, Spanky wasn't impressed by any of these silly proceedings, nor by Monty Python's Silly Walks!
What did impress Spanky?
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Post by myhomeo on May 14, 2020 22:06:38 GMT -5
Spanky didn't do impressions. He emcee'd and sang a little, but that was it.
Who did do impressions at Club Spanky?
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Post by tboneator64 on May 15, 2020 10:02:11 GMT -5
Club Butch. He usually did them on Alfalfa, but he'd occasionally do impressions on Buckwheat or Porky, or even Club Spanky himself!
What did Club Med mean to 'Our Gang'?
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Post by myhomeo on May 15, 2020 22:28:41 GMT -5
That was the weird girl from down the street who'd eat paste on a dare.
Where did our love go?
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Post by tboneator64 on May 16, 2020 8:50:43 GMT -5
On a poorly played game of Tennis, as depicted in the lost 1937 'Our Gang' short subject, "Tennis Elbow Blues."
Why this obsession with the male Rascals hating women?
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Post by myhomeo on May 16, 2020 16:27:30 GMT -5
It was their attempt to prove themselves heterosexual, as was their habit of swimming together in the raw.
As it happens, nobody was convinced.
What did finally convince them?
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