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Post by mtw12055 on Feb 14, 2020 7:42:06 GMT -5
FAMILY TROUBLES. Anything would have been an improvement.
Who replaced Miss Crabtree following her arrest for getting too chummy with her students?
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Post by myhomeo on Feb 14, 2020 14:19:14 GMT -5
Tragically, the BEGINNER'S LUCK fan. The kids are still in therapy.
Whatever happened to Spanky's Roman Centurion outfit from that short anyway?
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Post by mtw12055 on Feb 14, 2020 15:55:10 GMT -5
Last I heard, it was caught in a bidding war between the BL fan and a Hollywood museum curator. In the end, neither could afford it, so now it’s gathering dust in the basement of the grandkids of one of the crew members.
Why didn’t the Rascals ever have a pet cat as their mascot?
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Post by tboneator64 on Feb 15, 2020 13:17:45 GMT -5
They actually did. Petey's dog disguise was so clever that nobody ever caught on that "he" was really a female siamese cat!!
Hey! What's the big idea, anyway?
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Post by myhomeo on Feb 15, 2020 15:15:24 GMT -5
Interest-Free Treasury Bonds. That's what my banker tells me, anyway.
How would the world be different if Stymie could fly?
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Post by tboneator64 on Feb 15, 2020 18:16:04 GMT -5
I dunno, but he sure had the ears for it!
What if Alfalfa could really sing?
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Post by myhomeo on Feb 25, 2020 13:41:45 GMT -5
Well, winning all those amateur contests would have been a LOT easier...
What if Froggy could really sing?
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Post by malaria on Feb 25, 2020 16:58:37 GMT -5
Madonna couldn't/can't, and it never stopped her. *PRODUCTION!!*
Is there some medical text of that era which suggests that blowing a razzberry is a known symptom of ... WHOOPING COUGH?
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Post by myhomeo on Feb 27, 2020 14:41:58 GMT -5
Only in the Little People Disguised As Babies community.
Why didn't the Brasnos ever disguise themselves as babies?
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Post by mtw12055 on Feb 27, 2020 22:25:22 GMT -5
Even they knew when an idea could go too far.
Junior?? Oh, Junior??!!! Where are you??
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Post by tboneator64 on Feb 28, 2020 23:57:00 GMT -5
Sadly, Junior took the wrong toin' at Albuquerque! Yup, he definitely went way too far!!
Just how far is too far for the Gang?
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Post by myhomeo on Feb 29, 2020 17:05:54 GMT -5
When your feet hurt and you gotta eat dog biscuits cause that's what the cop gave you.
But why will you kill the old red rooster when she comes, when she comes?
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Post by mtw12055 on Mar 1, 2020 3:30:30 GMT -5
Because the rooster's southern accent and his constant reassurance of "That's a joke, son!" was two annoying.
Hey, sonny, where's Cherry Street?
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 2, 2020 14:45:49 GMT -5
I dunno, I'm still trying to find Watt Street.
Who's that knocking at my door, who's that knocking at my door, who's that knocking at my door?
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Post by tboneator64 on Mar 3, 2020 18:26:27 GMT -5
Well, it ain't Mr. Roper!
Why Watt Street? Why not Who or I don't know? Can we get an answer Today or Tomorrow?
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