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Post by RJH on Oct 28, 2019 22:49:37 GMT -5
Seeing how Farina was hardly considered the toughest gang member and his diet regularly consisted of nails, pins, tacks, wire, etc. as shown in No Noise and The Cobbler, no other conclusion is possible.
How did the gang celebrate Joe's and Jackie's eleventh birthdays?
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Post by myhomeo on Oct 30, 2019 12:43:18 GMT -5
Booze and hookers, same as always.
But what did Mary Ann say when she heard about it?
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Post by mtw12055 on Oct 30, 2019 16:56:59 GMT -5
"We should have these birthday parties more often."
Why didn't Mr. Hood go to the party, considering it was also his birthday?
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Post by malaria on Oct 30, 2019 20:09:15 GMT -5
He developed a paralyzing fear of ducks and frogs, and hence of birthday parties in general.
Why hasn't what remains of Hollywood thus far blorped up an even cheesier Rascals remake?
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Post by myhomeo on Nov 2, 2019 15:53:47 GMT -5
It hasn't been a full two decades yet.
Why can't Alfalfa just forget about Darla?
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Post by malaria on Nov 12, 2019 18:25:01 GMT -5
Because, as he noted movingly at the end of The Great Gatsby, "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past." Then he sang off-key. Fitzgerald omitted that.
Why didn't Pasteur, Koch, Salk and Sabin experiment with the miracle cure *goose grease?*
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Post by myhomeo on Nov 13, 2019 14:25:45 GMT -5
They were too busy experimenting with mustard plasters...
Hey! What'd Spanky do with his medicine?
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Post by malaria on Nov 14, 2019 17:27:30 GMT -5
Important part of German history... he turned it into a Diet Of Worms.
Did Spanky object to having his "picture took" because he feared Otto Phocus' camera would steal his soul?
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Post by mtw12055 on Nov 14, 2019 17:31:51 GMT -5
No. As he told the camera, "you're too late, my soul is already gone." This was followed by some comment from his mom about that being a ridiculous statement since he still has his shoes, which led to a double take from Otto and a wince from dad.
After the events of BEDTIME WORRIES, how did Spanky react when the real Santa Claus stopped by his house?
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Post by malaria on Nov 14, 2019 17:37:35 GMT -5
LOL. I think he called him "Harry Bernard" and then asked to be taken to Santa's home in Rovaniemi, Finland.
Is Waylon Smithers from "The Simpsons" a lineal descendant of truant-officer Smithers from "Arbor Day"... and is anyone IRL actually named "Smithers?"
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Post by myhomeo on Nov 15, 2019 14:36:49 GMT -5
Sure. All the people who are named Smithers are named Smithers.
But is anyone actually named Jet Jurgensmeyer?
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Post by malaria on Nov 18, 2019 13:09:53 GMT -5
Not any more. He changed his last name to "Woo" and is a now a prospect in the Vancouver Canucks organization: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iq1ZUefFvcWhy, save for one amusing bit involving Moe the Bartender, have the writers of "The Simpsons" generally overlooked The Rascals as comedic fare?
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Post by myhomeo on Nov 18, 2019 15:38:07 GMT -5
They resent the Rascals for overlooking the Simpsons as comedic fare and refuse to accept the fact their show started forty years after the last short as an excuse.
Santa Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?
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Post by malaria on Nov 18, 2019 17:32:28 GMT -5
This (click link). Add to it that my wife once got yelled at for sending a Xmas card to a friend who was a Presbyterian minister's daughter, on the grounds that Christmas is *pagan.* We're Jews, we were simply being polite. When Miss Crabtree lived in Poughkeepsie, was it unwise even then to hang out on Market Street after, say, 8 pm?
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Post by myhomeo on Nov 19, 2019 13:41:51 GMT -5
Well, it was for her. Often, people assumed she was... Well, we won't say what people assumed, but Miss Crabtree was quite embarrassed.
What did the girls say when they peeked through the window at Wally behind the curtain in 'Washee-Ironee'?
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