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Post by malaria on Mar 7, 2019 9:48:43 GMT -5
The guy who told Stymie that Pete hadn't been gassed.
Did the DSM-1 have "cowlick personality disorder" as a recognized psychiatric condition?
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 7, 2019 13:01:22 GMT -5
Oh, yeah. It was listed between 'The Peddling Craze' and 'Daydreaming About Darla' Syndrome. The only cure was Settles-It Powders.
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Post by malaria on Mar 7, 2019 17:14:03 GMT -5
"Here's a nice doorknob... would ya liketa buy IT?"
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Post by mtw12055 on Mar 7, 2019 20:15:33 GMT -5
Only if it comes with a key to lock you out of my house.
So what really happened to Alfalfa 20 years after the Follies of '38?
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Post by tboneator64 on Mar 7, 2019 21:37:51 GMT -5
Alfalfa was rumored to be singing "Be Bop A Lula" in the streets, which Barnaby deemed perfectly acceptable.
Hey, how did Barnaby end up in the Follies of '38, anyhow?
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 8, 2019 15:43:07 GMT -5
He went down Watt Street and took a left.
Hold still, darling! Don't you want your picture taken?
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Post by malaria on Mar 8, 2019 16:25:33 GMT -5
"No, it will steal my soul. Either that or (David Gulpilil hat on/) the lens cap is still on."
"Spanky, don't you think we're going rah-ther fast?"
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Post by tboneator64 on Mar 10, 2019 12:46:07 GMT -5
"I agree, wise girl with the British accent! Let's slow down, henceforth!"
What does that old lake not have many of, anyhow?
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Post by malaria on Mar 10, 2019 14:34:31 GMT -5
"Icebergs... O THE GLOBAL WARMITUDE!!"
"Where is Washington?"
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Post by tboneator64 on Mar 10, 2019 16:52:56 GMT -5
"Icebergs... O THE GLOBAL WARMITUDE!!" "Where is Washington?" - 1st in War. - 1st in Peace. - And last in the Justice League!
What about Mrs. Lincoln?
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Post by mtw12055 on Mar 10, 2019 17:14:08 GMT -5
She's in the Avengers, along with Mildred Kornman.
(Fun fact: Mildred Kornman was once nicknamed Iron Man by friends. Though I have no idea if this was in relation to the comic book hero.)
Why didn't Alfalfa ever start a rap career?
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Post by malaria on Mar 10, 2019 18:04:28 GMT -5
Paris, IL didn't exactly have an inner city.
What is the only possible response to an old guy saying, clearly, into the camera, "give me ONE PIE?"
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 11, 2019 12:32:36 GMT -5
"Um, you do realize what studio you're working for, right?"
Come to think of it, that can be the next question, too....
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Post by mtw12055 on Mar 11, 2019 13:54:49 GMT -5
Yes, Warner Brothers, where the pies are all weapons of murder. Luckily, America’s favorite gang of kids are on the case. That’s right, The Dead End Kids.
The Rascals did films centered around football, baseball, and even golf. Why didn’t a basketball film ever happen?
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Post by malaria on Mar 11, 2019 17:50:36 GMT -5
Because hoops was invented by a Canadian, and Roach was sensitive to the perils of Creeping Canadianism; hence the bulging cake did NOT groan "mweeep-bwwooowww there, eh?"
Why were the Dead End Kids called "kids" when they all were (as per Gilbert Gottfried) "about 55 years old"?
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