Things To Do Today

[myhomeo]

1. Build fire engine
2. Put on show in barn
3. Ship clerks
4. Grease Wheezer
5. Deliver this note to Darla
6. Be the Masked Marvel
7. Take whole class to amusement park
8. Learn that poem... learn that poem... learn that poem...
9. Count my change
10. Go sit on an egg. That's somethin'!
11. Dial up some peppy music for Daddy when he comes home
12. Determine who's stronger, Flash Gordon or Tarzan
13. Never mind about Club Spanky

Next?

[Mark]

14. Find a hat for Chubby
15. Locate Darla's box of candy
16. Watch Mary playing her part in "Should Husbands Work?"

[bigears]

17. Make taffy
18. Pull Sherwood out of the well
19. Watch the babies while the big kids go swimming
20. Jump in a mud puddle, change clothes, jump in a mud puddle...

[mtw12055]

21....change clothes, jump in a mud puddle, change clothes
22. Help Waldo raise money by putting on a show
23. Save Porky's ranch by putting on a show
24. Earn money for football uniforms by (what else?) putting on a show
25. Sneak into the school and look for that note
26. Find out what a 'diworce' is
27. Get the ham and eggs to talk
28. Visit Uncle George
29. Skip school to go fishining with Farina and Joe
30. Sign up with the captain

[RJH]

31. Roll down a hill in a tire, barrel, sewer pipe, or garbage can
32. Get Alfalfa some confidence
33. Train for Olympics
34. Trash someone's mansion
35. Travel by trading places with out-of-town gang
36. Pose for doll-maker
37. Rescue kidnap victim
38. Cover markings on wall with wallpaper
39. Audition for radio show
40. Find a way to play hooky that works

[rascalwatcher]

41. Round up the gang to enter our pets in a pet show
42. Bake a cake with a bunch of prizes inside
43. Put out a fire
44. Switch clothes with some other people and take their place on a train ride
45. Perform Shakespeare only to be pelted with pies and pea shooters

[princej]

46. Take George and Olive back to the side show.
47. Punch Otto Phocus right in the nose!
48. Impersonate a Flora Dory dancer.
49. Tell a story about Tarzan, if the children will sit still.
50. Listen for the fleas in Norman Chaney's whiskers.

[Mark]

Do you think we can get all these done today?

[rlh]

51. put out the fire

[OPT]

#52 Make Dynamite
#53 don't lie
#54 deliver this here laundry up to the big house

[myhomeo]

55. Try out new fishing pole, even if it is Sunday
56. Clean up yard so it looks like someone actually lives there
57. Earn money to buy dolly that says 'Mama' and 'Papa' and 'Poop-poo-da-doo'
58. Hunt bugs
59. Read Poor Richard's Almanack, put on really stupid play about it
60. Draw lots to decide who gets to beat up Toughey

[RJH]

61. Find real boxers to promote and make money
62. Invent clothes cleaner that won't make townsfolk force you to bury clothes outside town
63. Do our bit
64. Go for a wild ride
65. Save Alfalfa from murderous Aunt
66. Fight a duel
67. Make old-timer feel young
68. Find buried treasure
69. Spruce up to impress new girl in town
70. Learn the difference between a kitten and a skunk
71. Organize a derby with available animals or vehicles
72. Raise money to pay for dog license or vaccination
73. Discover identity of "The Boss"

[myhomeo]

74. Wait for back pension
75. Tie antlers to cow; try to pass it off as moose
76. Deliver some phony notes from the Gang
77. Train puppies to run to ringing bell
78. Find magic lamp
79. Comb hair with lard

[booklover]

80. Try out the reducing cabinet.
81. Sell doorknobs door to door.

[myhomeo]

82. Build robot
83. Perform In Arbor Day Pageant
84. Help Dick escape from orphanage
85. Help Alfalfa learn to box
86. Help Froggy learn to dance
87. Try to get sponsor
88. Do promotional film for that stupid bike