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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 28, 2013 18:31:00 GMT -5
Jean's Father in Crazy House: I've just had a whole host of the latest electric practical jokes install all over the house to play merry pranks on my friends. Jean's Mother: What? Are you round the bend or something? How old are you? Practical jokes at your age! And how much have you wasted on all this rubbish? There are servants to pay, the guttering needs renewing and money doesn't grow on trees.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 29, 2013 9:30:58 GMT -5
Jay R. Smith: I'm sorry mum I tried to keep an eye on Wheezer and Jean. I told them to behave but while I was distracted they scribbled all over the walls again. Mother: Don't worry son, it's not the end of the world. It's only chalk it'll soon wipe. But first I'm going to spank the pair of them for being naughty and disobeying you and me.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 29, 2013 15:48:12 GMT -5
Mister Hood: Come back again anytime you want boys and spend another night. It sure was great having you here.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 30, 2013 16:47:54 GMT -5
Pete the pup: Can I take this dog suit off please? It's really hot and stuffy in here mister Roach, can't I just go back to being Scooter again?
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 30, 2013 16:50:30 GMT -5
Pete the pup: Can I take this dog suit off please? It's really hot and stuffy in here mister Roach, can't I just go back to being Scooter again? That really cracked me up! It's a good "What happened to Scooter?" theory.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jul 1, 2013 6:45:05 GMT -5
Marvin Strin: It wasn't me
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rascalstooge
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Post by rascalstooge on Jul 1, 2013 13:53:52 GMT -5
Executive at Lifetime Movie Network: Let's reduce our dependence on woman-as-victim films and show two back-to-back hours of classic Little Rascals and Three Stooges comedies on weekend mornings. We'd get bigger numbers than we're getting now.
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Post by RJH on Jul 2, 2013 2:32:12 GMT -5
Jackie Condon: "I've always been an only child. Except that I was Joe's brother for six months, and before that Jack's, and later it was Mary, and Johnny, and Mickey a couple times. Did I forget someone?"
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jul 2, 2013 6:44:33 GMT -5
Butch: It's not fair all the other boys do it, when is it my turn to wear a dress?
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jul 2, 2013 11:47:47 GMT -5
Alfalfa: Where you gonna find a porcupine this hour of the night? Mister Hood: The 24 hour Porcupine Home Delivery Service of course Alfalfa: Do they do them with double cheese and onions? Buckwheat: I don't care what's on mine so long as it isn't fried chicken Porky: None for me, I prefer healthy organic foods such as apples Spanky: I'll have Porky's then as well as mine, I'm a growing boy
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jul 3, 2013 14:49:37 GMT -5
Shirley Temple: It's been a closely guarded secret for decades but the real truth is that I did actually appear in the Little Rascals, I was Stinky.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jul 3, 2013 14:56:41 GMT -5
MGM executive: I'm getting worried about the critical panning the series is taking. They say we have too many musical shows, too much preaching and not enough in the way of old fashioned belly laughs. Things have got to change. I want jokes, I want kids falling off their cinema seats because they are laughing so much. So get to it, I want Mickey Gubitosi to cry more and while you're at it write in a murder or two, that should have the audience falling around in the aisles.
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Post by mtw12055 on Jul 3, 2013 15:35:03 GMT -5
President of National Telepix: These classic silent films deserved to be seen uncut. I don't any editing to be done to them. It wouldn't be right to get rid of one's precious hard work. And please, I don't want any narration.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jul 3, 2013 16:19:37 GMT -5
Bill Cosby: I intend nominating the Our Gang series of films for a lifetime Oscar award for their achievements in breaking down racial stereotyping and also for promoting racial integration and equality. Oh yes and perhaps more importantly because I liked Alfalfa, that boy was my favorite, all those freckles and that cowlick, he was a class act.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jul 4, 2013 7:07:41 GMT -5
Hollywood Boulevard Star Committee: We have decided to do away with the cronyism and favoritism of the past, to put aside personal preferences and elitist attitudes, and place memorial stars in the names of every Our Gang actor who appeared in 5 or more films. Considering the undiminished popularity of the Little Rascals over the past 90 years we sincerely apologize for being so out of touch with public sentiment, we really should have done this decades ago.
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