Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 19, 2013 9:49:00 GMT -5
Film Producer: It's been almost 20 years since they released the Little Rascals movie and I think the market is ready for a new one. This time let's go back to the origins of the series and base our cast on Mickey Daniels, Mary Kornman, Jack Davies, Farina, Johnny Downs, Joe Cobb, Jackie Condon and maybe Scooter Lowry and Jay R. Smith too. It's time that the viewing public were informed that the Rascals didn't begin and end with Alfalfa and Spanky. Oh yeah and let's call the movie Our Gang, after all the Little Rascals name was only dreamed up for TV and we are in the business of making movies not TV shows.
Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 24, 2013 11:49:22 GMT -5
Dentist (in the Awful Tooth): There you go Alfalfa, that didn't hurt at all did it? It's certainly your lucky day, all your teeth removed painlessly and a shiny half dollar in your pocket. Now I can use them to make a nice set of dentures for a rich old woman. By the way kid I've got a friend down the hall who'll give you five whole dollars for a kidney. You only need one so why not cash in your spare one for some greenbacks?
Miss Crabtree: I hate children! Especially that Jackie Cooper! The next time he asks for a ride to school, I'm driving right by him. Though I don't mind that Bonedust kid. He's got a good sense of humor.
Petey: Hey, Spanky, it's time for my walk.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 28, 2013 14:02:42 GMT -5
Scooter Lowry: Who is that weird looking kid with the cowlick on the back of his head? Porky: Quick run, he's from the future just like me, he's been sent back in time to erase you from history. Scooter: But who is he? Porky: He's an Alf100, an Alfalfinator.
You got any money today, woman? ---Get me two ice cream cones!
Leonard Maltin: Nowadays, if a TV show lasts a season, it's lucky. If it runs for five years, it's jumped the shark. So, what can you say about a comedy series that lasted 23 years in theaters, and has been playing continuously since then for more than half a century? Well, not much. Look, I really have to get to lunch, so let's get this video introduction over with.
Bonedust: No, ignore the sign. I got these answers out of a joke book.
Alfalfa: N'yuk! N'yuk! N'yuk! Hey, Spank, hey Bucky... Spanky: Shaddup! (smacks) Buckwheat: Hey, leave my friend alone... Spanky: Why, you... (pokes in the eye)