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Post by malaria on Apr 25, 2019 6:37:46 GMT -5
Baby Spanky: "Hoover'th fithcal polithies were ruinouth for the country. And I wish I had a ring-tailed lemur."
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Post by myhomeo on Apr 25, 2019 12:50:40 GMT -5
(Bug Hall Alfalfa, Running Around In Underwear): "And I didn't even fall through a hedge or get to ride a fire engine or anything!"
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Post by malaria on Apr 25, 2019 17:23:32 GMT -5
Miss Daisy Dimple: "Just take a pinch and put it between your cheek an' gum, an' it sure feels relaxin' in there."
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Post by myhomeo on Apr 30, 2019 13:31:05 GMT -5
Daisy Dimple: "I'm never gonna get that dress now!"
Spanky: "Okay, that's it! I'm gonna win this talent show!"
Daisy Dimple: "So you can buy me the dress?"
Spanky: "Heck, no! So I can buy ME the dress! This stupid Centurion skirt makes my legs look chubby!"
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Post by malaria on Apr 30, 2019 14:19:50 GMT -5
Sherwood: "I wandered lonely as a clod/just picking up old rags and bottles/when onward on my way I plod/I saw a host of axolotls..."
(h/t MAD Magazine, Pleistocene era)
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Post by mtw12055 on May 1, 2019 4:51:38 GMT -5
Stymie: Hey, Spud, did you know that ham and eggs can talk? Spud: Yes. Stymie: Oh... um... okay, cool. Spud: I guess. (Awkward silence) Stymie: (clears throat) So, uh, more mush, anyone?
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Post by myhomeo on May 1, 2019 12:31:37 GMT -5
"Gee, that Stymie has an ass that won't quit!"
"Yeah, and his donkey Algebra's pretty neat too!"
Stymie: (Side-eye...)
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Post by malaria on May 1, 2019 17:22:00 GMT -5
Alfalfa (singing, as usual, the key of R): "Please allow me to introduce myself/I'm a man of wealth and taste..."
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Post by mtw12055 on May 7, 2019 11:33:29 GMT -5
Darla: Oh, Alfalfa! Butch and Waldo are dummies! It’s you I really love! Alfalfa: Ah, get bent!
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Post by myhomeo on May 7, 2019 13:03:27 GMT -5
Woim: "Y'know, we keep falling madly in love with girls who are actually boys dressed up as girls. D'ya think this... means something?"
Butch: "IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING! NOT A THING! IT DOES NOT MEAN A SINGLE THING!"
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Post by malaria on May 7, 2019 19:30:04 GMT -5
Uh-huh: "Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, “This was their finest hour.”
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Post by tboneator64 on May 9, 2019 0:29:07 GMT -5
'Ol Cap: Uh-Huh, would you say a sentence with the word "Isthmus" in it?
Uh-Huh: Actually, you're asking an awful lot of six year olds in expecting us to put hard words like that into sentences, and by the way, for future reference, my name is John!
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Post by mtw12055 on May 9, 2019 0:57:10 GMT -5
Stranger: Oh my gosh! Is that...? It is! It's really you!
John Collum: (sighs while trying to be polite) Yep, it's me, alright.
Stranger: You have to say it!
John Collum: Say what?
Stranger: Come on, you know... your Our Gang line.
John Collum: Sir, please, I'm trying to shop for groceries...
Stranger: Come on, just quickly?
John Collum: Okay, okay, fine... "All boats on the starting line! Get. Ready. Go!"
(stranger faints)
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Post by myhomeo on May 9, 2019 12:18:56 GMT -5
Shirley Jean, to Farina: "Look, for the last time, stop calling me 'Hunty'!"
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Post by malaria on May 9, 2019 15:42:55 GMT -5
Froggy: "Maycomb was an old town, but it was a tired old town when I first knew it."
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