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Post by wheezer on May 8, 2016 8:49:43 GMT -5
No, we're gonna trust this money with all our guys.
What would a meeting between Sunshine Sammy and Janet be like?
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Post by mtw12055 on May 8, 2016 11:34:21 GMT -5
The always-smiling Sunshine Sammy would get a big frown on his face. So big that his face would freeze. From that point on, the name "Sunshine" was merely used as irony. Janet, of course, would sing a cheery song about the event.
What about a meeting between Jackie Condon and Froggy?
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Post by tboneator64 on May 8, 2016 17:50:57 GMT -5
The always-smiling Sunshine Sammy would get a big frown on his face. So big that his face would freeze. From that point on, the name "Sunshine" was merely used as irony. Janet, of course, would sing a cheery song about the event. What about a meeting between Jackie Condon and Froggy? Jackie would say, I sounded just like you when I was your age, and Mr. Roach said it would never go over in the Talkies! Gee, what did he know? How would a Harry Spear/Bobby Blake meeting go?
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Post by mtw12055 on May 8, 2016 22:25:35 GMT -5
Mickey would cry his eyes out because Harry would have refused to give him an autograph.
What would a meeting between the Rascals and W.C. Fields have been like?
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Post by myhomeo on May 9, 2016 16:36:30 GMT -5
It would end in bloodshed. Whose blood would depend upon which set of Rascals it was.
What would a meeting between The Rascals and Tarzan have been like?
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Post by RJH on May 9, 2016 21:07:32 GMT -5
1. It did happen. Tarzan was in the audience of "Our Gang Follies of 1938" looking for a playmate for Boy. Tarzan spotted Big Shot Jones in the audience, kidnapped him, and brought him to Africa where he spent the next six years under the alias of "Tumbo." This explains why Big Shot was absent from Greenpoint all that time. Photographic evidence does exist. After the six years, Big Shot was returned to the US in 1944 for fear that he might be a carrier of smallpox. 2. Had Spanky met Tarzan, Spanky would recognize Tarzan as the ultimate he-man so when Spanky formed the He-Man Woman-Haters Club, he would declare loincloths to be the mandatory dress code for all members. Club members would then build a system of vines to be used for transportation throughout town and speak in short sentences using a minimal amount of pronouns.
Why did Miss Crabtree call on Farina twice before calling on Bonedust once in "School's Out"?
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Post by tboneator64 on May 9, 2016 22:08:38 GMT -5
It did happen. Tarzan was in the audience of "Our Gang Follies of 1938" looking for a playmate for Boy. Tarzan spotted Big Shot Jones in the audience, kidnapped him, and brought him to Africa where he spent the next six years under the alias of "Tumbo." Photographic evidence does exist. After the six years, Big Shot was returned to the US in 1944 for fear that he might be a carrier of smallpox. Why did Miss Crabtree call on Farina twice before calling on Bonedust once in "School's Out"? - I dunno, though for years afterwards, Miss Crabtree was said to have wondered why Farina also relied on a Minstrels Joke Book for Pop Quiz answers! - Bonedust was so dense that Miss Crabtree had grown tired of seeing him wear the Dunce Cap, and figured that Farina was a smarter student. He not only didn't let her down, but as an added bonus, Farina volunteered that there would be an attack on Pearl Harbor within a dozen years, illustrating this future fact with assistance from his Tardis! By contrast, Bonedust didn't even know what a Tardis was! What did Bonedust know, and why his semi Minstrel sounding nickname?
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Post by mtw12055 on May 10, 2016 7:02:41 GMT -5
Bonedust knew what you did last summer, which was drunkenly decide on a stage nickname for him.
Do you think this Kaltenmeyer Kindergarten would be a good school for my kid to attend?
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Post by myhomeo on May 10, 2016 17:14:47 GMT -5
Well, no, because your kid's in high school...
A good wrestler has to be confident. Do you have any confidence?
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Post by tboneator64 on May 10, 2016 22:23:11 GMT -5
Well, no, because your kid's in high school... A good wrestler has to be confident. Do you have any confidence? Yeah, but I wanna be a Streetcar Conductor! Why do so many 'Our Gang' shorts feature animals?
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Post by mtw12055 on May 11, 2016 5:12:38 GMT -5
The animals are the real stars.
Who cares about those darn kids?
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Post by tboneator64 on May 11, 2016 20:57:54 GMT -5
The animals are the real stars. Who cares about those darn kids? Nobody at the Hal Roach Studios. That would come later at MGM! What prompted Spanky to say there was no Fish in that old lake, anyhow?
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Post by myhomeo on May 12, 2016 16:08:18 GMT -5
He realized it was really a set at the MGM studios.
Did you learn a good lesson in the sermon, Spanky?
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Post by mtw12055 on May 12, 2016 16:36:44 GMT -5
.... Huh? What?... Oh, sorry, I zoned out.
Why was "Big Ears" banned from TV?
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Post by tboneator64 on May 13, 2016 11:14:55 GMT -5
.... Huh? What?... Oh, sorry, I zoned out. Why was "Big Ears" banned from TV? Because they were too big for the TV Screen! Why was "The Kid From Borneo" banned?
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