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Post by myhomeo on May 24, 2019 12:23:32 GMT -5
It's a game where y'hit a little white ball with a long pole with a kinda sticky-out thing at the end and y'try to knock it into a hole in some rich guy's lawn...
Say, did you know ham and eggs can talk?
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Post by malaria on May 24, 2019 13:37:08 GMT -5
You're asking a Jew about ham? (And why does a Jew always answer a question with another question?)
Caddy, how does this green lie?
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Post by myhomeo on May 25, 2019 15:09:03 GMT -5
Well, is it green eggs and ham? Is it, is it, Sam You Am?
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Post by mtw12055 on May 28, 2019 22:44:16 GMT -5
I don't know if that is right, for this short is in black-and-white.
Do they serve green eggs and ham in Greenpoint? Where is Greenpoint, anyway?
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Post by myhomeo on May 29, 2019 12:32:16 GMT -5
It's someplace green and pointed.
How could you just leave me standing alone in a world that's so cold?
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 1, 2019 21:47:59 GMT -5
Easily.
What happened when the Our Gang kids met the Mickey Mouse Club?
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Post by malaria on Jun 2, 2019 8:57:53 GMT -5
They put out shorts called Big Ears II, Big Ears Redux and Big Ears/The Final Insult. And everyone ditched Darla for Annette Funicello, who was, um, "blossoming." Since "Greenpoint" is in fact a neighborhood in North Brooklyn which is roughly 118% Polish, why weren't the characters named Stas, Marek, Danuta, Jolanta and Malgorzata, and why didn't Olive Brasno sing a song about pierogies, blintzes, borscht and bigos, next to which delicacies *ice cream* is decidedly dull.
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Post by myhomeo on Jun 3, 2019 11:51:52 GMT -5
Segregation.
When I grow up and get whiskers, will ya marry me?
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 4, 2019 4:36:21 GMT -5
So you’ll be turning into a cat, I take it. No thanks, not my scene.
Mary, Jean, Mary Ann, Dorothy, Shirley Jean, Jackie (Lynn Taylor), Darla, and Janet have a girls’ night out. What do they do?
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Post by myhomeo on Jun 4, 2019 12:09:26 GMT -5
Watch old movies and eat popcorn.
What was Stymie's reaction when they invented pizza?
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Post by malaria on Jun 4, 2019 13:16:02 GMT -5
Why, he said that mozzarella cheese and good tomato sauce were talking to his stomach riiiIIIIIiiiggght now.
Would the No Child Left Behind Act have affected the teaching methods of Ol' Cap, Miss Crabtree and/or Miss Lawrence/Mrs. Wilson?
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Post by myhomeo on Jun 6, 2019 11:52:18 GMT -5
Well, that one teacher wouldn't have been permitted to have plastic daisies growing out of her neck...
Oh, you're going to back out first, eh?
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Post by malaria on Jun 6, 2019 12:06:41 GMT -5
Naah, I'm a breech delivery... as soon as mum is fully dilated and effaced, I'm coming out FEET first.
Is it possible that "who's this guy Jimmy" is in fact The Riddle Of The Universe?
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Post by myhomeo on Jun 8, 2019 16:38:35 GMT -5
Possible, but not probable.
If you knew... WOULD YOU TELL US?
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 10, 2019 1:53:11 GMT -5
No, because that wouldn’t be fun.
Wait, what is it Max Davidson is supposed to know, but ultimately won’t tell us, anyway?
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