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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 19, 2013 9:49:00 GMT -5
Film Producer: It's been almost 20 years since they released the Little Rascals movie and I think the market is ready for a new one. This time let's go back to the origins of the series and base our cast on Mickey Daniels, Mary Kornman, Jack Davies, Farina, Johnny Downs, Joe Cobb, Jackie Condon and maybe Scooter Lowry and Jay R. Smith too. It's time that the viewing public were informed that the Rascals didn't begin and end with Alfalfa and Spanky. Oh yeah and let's call the movie Our Gang, after all the Little Rascals name was only dreamed up for TV and we are in the business of making movies not TV shows.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 19, 2013 11:29:29 GMT -5
MGM executive: Now that we've took over production of the Our Gang series we should keep things exactly as they are, there's no need to meddle with a winning formula.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 19, 2013 19:20:41 GMT -5
Hal Roach: I'll tell you exactly what we need, a new kid. Start a nationwide search, I'll know the right kid when I see him. I can already picture him clearly in my mind, we're gonna call him Stinky.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 24, 2013 11:14:29 GMT -5
Alfalfa: Sorry for disturbing you mister Hood, we'd just like to wish you a happy birthday and now we'll be on our way."
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 24, 2013 11:35:13 GMT -5
Jean: Throw that pin away! Someone might get hurt!
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 24, 2013 11:49:22 GMT -5
Dentist (in the Awful Tooth): There you go Alfalfa, that didn't hurt at all did it? It's certainly your lucky day, all your teeth removed painlessly and a shiny half dollar in your pocket. Now I can use them to make a nice set of dentures for a rich old woman. By the way kid I've got a friend down the hall who'll give you five whole dollars for a kidney. You only need one so why not cash in your spare one for some greenbacks?
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 25, 2013 11:43:49 GMT -5
Harry Spear to Mary Ann: How much money you got woman? Buy me two ice creams and make sure that they're made from goat's milk cos I'm lactose intolerant.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 25, 2013 12:10:05 GMT -5
Jackie Condon: Pass me a comb
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 26, 2013 12:17:52 GMT -5
Carl Switzer: I hope I grow up to look like Bug Hall
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 26, 2013 13:23:44 GMT -5
Waldo: (every line in the 90's Rascals movie).
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 26, 2013 16:21:07 GMT -5
Donald Trump to son Waldo in the movie: You're fired
Actually if he had any sense that's probably what he would have said. What he'd never have said is "Waldo, you're hired."
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 28, 2013 12:51:33 GMT -5
Miss Crabtree: I hate children! Especially that Jackie Cooper! The next time he asks for a ride to school, I'm driving right by him. Though I don't mind that Bonedust kid. He's got a good sense of humor.
Petey: Hey, Spanky, it's time for my walk.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 28, 2013 13:59:05 GMT -5
Miss Crabtree: That's right children eat up all the ice cream and then there are pies and cream cakes to follow. (Whispers) I'll soon have them fatten up enough to pop into the oven, yummy.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 28, 2013 14:02:42 GMT -5
Scooter Lowry: Who is that weird looking kid with the cowlick on the back of his head? Porky: Quick run, he's from the future just like me, he's been sent back in time to erase you from history. Scooter: But who is he? Porky: He's an Alf100, an Alfalfinator.
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 28, 2013 18:07:55 GMT -5
Leonard Maltin: Nowadays, if a TV show lasts a season, it's lucky. If it runs for five years, it's jumped the shark. So, what can you say about a comedy series that lasted 23 years in theaters, and has been playing continuously since then for more than half a century? Well, not much. Look, I really have to get to lunch, so let's get this video introduction over with.
Bonedust: No, ignore the sign. I got these answers out of a joke book.
Alfalfa: N'yuk! N'yuk! N'yuk! Hey, Spank, hey Bucky... Spanky: Shaddup! (smacks) Buckwheat: Hey, leave my friend alone... Spanky: Why, you... (pokes in the eye)
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