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Post by malaria on Mar 7, 2019 9:51:19 GMT -5
Spanky: "I'll be there, Alfalfa. When a guy is getting his momma's 'omatoes stolen, or ugly goons are stealing watermelons, I'll be there. It's like Casey said... we're all just part of one big soul. Except Wally the rich kid."
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Post by tboneator64 on Mar 8, 2019 1:56:42 GMT -5
Spanky: Hey Butch, we sure stuck it to 'ol Alfalfa, makin' him think he lost his voice, so you could win that Radio contest and we could split the winnings! What a prize chump!
Butch: I dunno Spank! I've had an attack of conscience, and I'm thinking we should give Alfalfa the winnings, after all. You and I both know he would have been a cinch to win that Radio contest, especially since we made The Plantation Trio forfeit by spiking their Lemonade with Tabasco sauce! Come to think of it, we should fess up and compensate them, as well!
Spanky: You would have to get a conscience now, Butch! Ummmmm!
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 8, 2019 15:44:38 GMT -5
Spanky: "Our clothes are there..."
Mickey: "And we are bare...
Buckwheat: "So here we stay..."
Froggy: "Say, who we talkin' to anyway?"
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Post by malaria on Mar 8, 2019 16:23:03 GMT -5
Farina: "It was a brief and mournful meditation, delivered while the Gettysburg dead were fresh in their graves, emphasizing the magnitude of the sacrifice of the deceased, and exhorting the survivors to work toward, in Lincoln's unique phrase, a New Birth Of Freedom. Though ridiculed at the time by the British press, it has come to be recognized as a pinnacle of American oratory, arguably eclipsed only by Lincoln's deathless Second Inaugural...."
Miss Crabtree: *faints dead away*
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Post by RJH on Mar 15, 2019 22:47:33 GMT -5
Leonard Kibrick: "I know I speak for the rest of the Wood Chucks when I say we trust Spanky with the club's money."
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Post by mtw12055 on Mar 15, 2019 23:23:49 GMT -5
Darla: Spaaaankeeeeee? You and Alfalfa have to join a dancing school. Mom just said so! Spanky and Alfalfa: Dancing school? That's swell! Spanky: Wait, when did you become my sister?
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Post by malaria on Mar 16, 2019 14:54:01 GMT -5
Voice In Brisbane's Head: "Learn a Fenno-Ugric language, preferably Finnish, but Hungarian or Estonian will do. Learn it. Learn it. Perkele!!"
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Post by myhomeo on Mar 28, 2019 13:38:17 GMT -5
Alfalfa: "Bay-bee SHARK, doo doo dah doo doo doo, bay-be SHARK, doo doo dah doo doo doo..."
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Post by malaria on Mar 28, 2019 17:26:10 GMT -5
Bonedust: "Why, outta this book... The Impending Crisis Of The South, by Hinton R. Helper, which, among other things, argued that the South's progress was hindered by the practice of slavery..."
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Post by mtw12055 on Mar 31, 2019 19:55:04 GMT -5
Kennedy: "I tell you, Jackie, you've got to be a caveman!"
Jackie: "I get you, Mr. Kennedy."
Kennedy: "That's the idea!"
Jackie: (to Mary Ann) "Wilma!!!!"
Kennedy: (*facepalm*)
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Post by myhomeo on Apr 2, 2019 13:11:08 GMT -5
Chubby: "Forget it, Jack. It's Greenpoint-town."
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Post by malaria on Apr 3, 2019 12:55:44 GMT -5
Uh-huh: "Isthmus be my manager of the Los Angeles Angels, Brad Isthmus. Used to be on the Astros. Half-Joosh."
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Post by myhomeo on Apr 4, 2019 13:08:59 GMT -5
Dorothy: "Rosey tipped BREASTS?"
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Post by malaria on Apr 4, 2019 13:55:21 GMT -5
Dorothy: "Yes, it should be rosy-tipped chestal bodacities, dammit!!
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Post by myhomeo on Apr 5, 2019 12:48:01 GMT -5
Spanky, Pointing To Shadow On Wall Behind Him: "Is that my guardian angel, Momma?"
Gaye Seabrook: "No, honey, that's just your shadow. Your guardian angel's the glowing lady with the wings and the flaming sword hovering above you."
Spanky, after double-take: "Oh. I was WONDERIN' about her..."
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