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Post by tboneator64 on Jan 13, 2017 2:54:07 GMT -5
Spanky: Well fellas, since the School Janitor won't let us in to get back that note, I guess we oughta just forget about going to that Circus Miss Lawrence bought tickets for the entire class to enjoy.
Alfalfa: The moral of this lesson is that if at first you don't succeed....Oops, wrong moral, never mind!
Buckwheat and Porky: In a Gadda Da Vida, Honey....
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Post by myhomeo on Feb 25, 2017 17:25:19 GMT -5
Stymie: "I wouldn't say I'm JUST a pie-eatin' fool, I have a wide and varied assortment of interests and hobbies..."
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Post by myhomeo on Feb 25, 2017 17:26:47 GMT -5
Spanky: "What's this crap? Chocolate CAKE? I didn't order CAKE, I ordered CLAKE! Didn't you hear me?"
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rascalstooge
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10 years this coming November.
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Post by rascalstooge on Apr 10, 2017 13:34:33 GMT -5
Nanette Fabray: I was privileged to be an Our Ganger.
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Post by RJH on Apr 21, 2017 21:33:26 GMT -5
Stymie: This vegetable should be called a 'stymichoke'.
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Post by mikefright on May 21, 2017 13:16:39 GMT -5
"Thanks for the offer, Joe and Norman, but I'm perfectly capable of getting my own soda pop." - Jean Darling
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Post by myhomeo on Aug 21, 2017 15:34:29 GMT -5
Reverend: "Goodness, I hope Spanky, Buckwheat, and Porky were able to get some glasses so they could watch the eclipse today..."
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Post by myhomeo on Sept 1, 2017 12:27:13 GMT -5
Jerry, smirking as he watches the Gang rolling the fire engine home in their underwear: "Congratulations on winning the race, guys!"
Wally: "Ah, shaddup!"
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Post by myhomeo on Sept 6, 2017 16:20:13 GMT -5
Mickey, To Froggy: "WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR AUNT ALWAYS SAYS! NOBODY CARES WHAT YOUR AUNT ALWAYS SAYS! YOUR AUNT DOESN'T EVEN CARE WHAT YOUR AUNT ALWAYS SAYS!"
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Post by mtw12055 on Sept 6, 2017 20:59:10 GMT -5
Froggy: Hey, officer! Mickey Gubtosi's parents are having a fight over Hash!
(To self) That'll fix him....
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Post by myhomeo on Sept 7, 2017 16:49:46 GMT -5
Spanky: "That rotten Slicker! Not only did he tie our clothes in knots while we were swimming, he also stole almost all the twigs in the clearing so I hardly had any to pin to my shorts!"
Mickey: "Well, at least he left us this perfectly sized grain sack and barrel!"
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Post by myhomeo on Sept 7, 2017 17:18:48 GMT -5
Janet: "I love a man in uniform, oh boy and how..."
Boys: "STOP OBJECTIFYING US!"
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Post by mtw12055 on Sept 27, 2017 20:21:47 GMT -5
Art Baker: "And here's Fatty..."
Joe: "Call me Joe. Seriously."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2018 17:42:12 GMT -5
(ANNIVERSARY TROUBLES) George McFarland: Mr Roach, I don't feel comfortable about putting black stuff all over my body and pretending to be Buckwheat, it might offend him and Matthew (Beard). Hal: You're right, George, we'll scrap the idea of you blacking up.
Carl Switzer: I'm sorry, Mr Cameraman, I'll try to get my lines right so you can finish your work and have your lunch. Cameraman: It's fine, Carl, I can wait. Take all the time you need.
(COUSIN WILBUR) Spanky: Hey, your cousin Wilbur looks familiar, Alfalfa. Alfalfa: Really? I don't even remember ever having a cousin called Wilbur in the first place... Spanky: There was a kid who used to live around here... Ah, probably my older brother Dickie. "Wilbur": SERIOUSLY???
Sherwood: Hey, Stymie, come on in! Mother says you're always welcome here!
Wheezer: Sure, Stymie, you can have some of my candy!
Hal Roach: Maybe we shouldn't have animals in these shorts. Maybe one dog, maximum. Children are difficult enough to deal with without animals getting in the way. Robert McGowan: Maybe we should also not have our black actors speak or act like stereotypes? Hal Roach: You're right; no watermelons either.
Mickey D: It's been a while since I've been in the neighbourhood! I wonder who's living here? Mickey G whines and cries in one corner, Janet is singing (badly) in another corner, Froggy is reciting terrible jokes and Buckwheat is by himself, humming the original "Our Gang" theme to himself while writing his will. Mickey D:... I'm moving to San Diego.
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Post by mtw12055 on Jan 20, 2018 18:36:31 GMT -5
Stymie (seeing Spanky's face covered in black soot): Oh, no. Another blackface gag? Seriously, I need to move to another neighborhood. Spanky: Oh, don't worry, Stymie. I just got my face hit by an exhaust pipe.
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