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Post by mtw12055 on Jul 18, 2011 16:21:42 GMT -5
Harry Spear as an old man: 'Yes folks, I really was Harry Spear from the Little Rascals.' Which reminds me of another one - "Nope. I wasn't ever in the Little Rascals series." - Any guy named Stinky.
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Post by RJH on Jul 19, 2011 23:25:18 GMT -5
Some general ones:
Any Fire Chief: "We're really glad you showed up with all your firefighting equipment and can really use your help. Bring all you got to the biggest flames over there."
"Okay, there's a small amount of damage to this house. We better leave it alone and not make it worse, and let professionals who know what they're doing take care of it."
"I wouldn't think of getting behind the wheel before I get my learner's permit."
"I've never had any contact with the police."
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Post by rascalwatcher on Jul 20, 2011 5:35:44 GMT -5
Any of Mrs. Crabtree's students: "Hey gang, let's hurry or we'll be late to school."
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Post by rascalstooge on Apr 19, 2013 9:20:41 GMT -5
Sherwood's mom: I'm sorry about what I said about Petie, he is a beautiful dog.
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Post by mtw12055 on Apr 20, 2013 1:42:16 GMT -5
Jackie Cooper: Gee, when Miss Crabtree pats a feller on the head, you get all shivery inside... and not in a good way.
The gang (after returning home from their adventure in "Bear Shooters"): Hey, what happened to Spud?
Stymie (to Wheezer): Now listen, dumbbell, don't you show your ignorance.
Otto Focus: Now then, let's get started shooting. Spanky: Okey-dokey. (five minutes later) Spanky: Gee, that was swell. Let's do it again.
Bumbo: I must say, I quite enjoy candy. Would you mind if I sampled some, young man?
Scotty (to Spanky): Well, you're a lot of help...
(The Glorious Fourth) Joe: Now you see, this is all your fault! Farina: Shaddup, fatty! This was your fault, and you know it. Now you hold Pansy until we're safe.
(Chicken Feed) Jackie: Hey, let's grab that magic powder. Joe: Aw, come on fellas. That wouldn't be honest.
Prof. Fleece: Say, you kids get away from her! The Gang: Aw, go chase y'rself, ya big *censored*!
Darla: Let's help the Red Cross! Spanky: Who cares about them?
Froggy: Say, Uncle Walt, can you help us raise money to buy new uniforms? Uncle Walt: No. Now get out of my house before I throw you and your post-puberty voice out.
(Dancing Romeo) Marilyn: Froggy... (whispers in his ear) Froggy: Oh... sorry, Marilyn. I'm in love with Janet, now. Buckwheat: ...awkward...
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Post by rascalstooge on May 10, 2013 9:37:54 GMT -5
The Louise Emmons character in "Mush And Milk", I didn't mean to cause you kids any harm. You deserve better treatment.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 6, 2013 10:14:24 GMT -5
Harry Spear to Farina, "Why don't we go and see a resolution counselor instead of resorting to fisticuffs?"
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 6, 2013 13:59:48 GMT -5
Harry Spear to Farina, "Why don't we go and see a resolution counselor instead of resorting to fisticuffs?" Farina: A fine idea, old chap. And while we're there, perhaps we could assist Joe and Jay in the election. Joe: That's okay, Farina. I'm dropping out of the election. I'm not even sure what the election is for. Jay: Ditto. We've been far too mean-spirited. Now let's go to that counselor. Rosina Lawrence: And while the children are getting into their costumes, I think it would be appropriate to hear a few words from your former class president. Mr. Mickey Daniels! Mickey: Thank you very much. First, let me thank all of you who are here. Many of us have been working together now for 20 years on a lot of these issues, and this is a very happy day for us. I thank the First Lady for all she has done on this issue, for as long as I have known her. I thank the Vice President and Mrs. Cobb for their family conference and the light it has shed on the announcement we're here to emphasize today. Thank you, Secretary Hoskins, for the community learning centers, and I'm very proud of what we've done there..... ....Now, I have to go back to work on my State of the Union speech. And I worked on it until pretty late last night. But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have relations with that woman, Miss Carter. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time—never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people.
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 6, 2013 15:07:14 GMT -5
Alfalfa: "Why don't we ask my brother Harold to sing, he has a much better voice than me and he can play a heap load of instruments too, can't he Uh-Huh?"
Uh-huh: "Yes."
Joe Cobb: "Good idea Alfalfa and while we're listening I'll share my candy."
Harry Spear, "None for me thanks, they rot your teeth."
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 6, 2013 17:15:02 GMT -5
Froggy: Uncle Sam is a sissy!
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 6, 2013 19:23:08 GMT -5
Froggy: Uncle Sam is a sissy!
Spanky: 'I agree, let's all join the communist party."
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Post by RJH on Jun 6, 2013 21:30:18 GMT -5
Farina: "When things get tough, you'll never see me get amgry and just sit down on a curb."
Lyle Tayo: "Darn, I forget, whose mother am I this time?"
Moan & Groan, Inc. Haunted House Resident: "I know - and I'll tell you everything!"
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Post by mtw12055 on Jun 6, 2013 22:42:01 GMT -5
Kennedy the Cop (in "The First Seven Years"): I tell ya, Jackie, you've got to be a Democrat!
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 7, 2013 7:06:59 GMT -5
Mickey Gubitosi: It's a sunny day, I haven't got a single problem, life is wonderful and I feel great
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Post by Hard-boiled Harry on Jun 7, 2013 7:10:57 GMT -5
Butch: I don't even like Darla. I'm not that bothered about girls at all really. Alfalfa: Me neither. I just act like I'm in love with Darla 'cos Spanky and the others expect it. Butch: I like your cowlick. Fancy going for an ice cream? Alfalfa: I thought you'd never ask. Is Butch just a nickname or is it a description?
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